Thanks but no thanks!

After a fantasticly short career in advertising, nine days at a company called nine... I'm in the market for a new job/career, any ideas?!

dissertation

so... nearly.. finishe..

dissertation

sucks a little less, but still sucks.

dissertations

suck.

tiny circles

Yesterday I stooped to a new low of geekiness... I went out and bought car cleaning stuff, polish, wax, clothes, everything and spent an hour cleaning, then polishing, then waxing my car.. What has happened to me? I hate cleaning things! My room/my shoes/my car have always been messed up to the max, now i'm obsessivley buffing a car in tiny tiny circles. something's changed inside me, and not for the better....

The Prank War

So as some of my more loyal readers may remember when I started this blog it was mostly because I didn't want to get on with my homework. This trend has continued with the start of an exciting game. The Prank War. Instead of getting on with homeowork my housemate Charlie and I went to Waitrose and bought 160 meters of clingfilm, we then called our friend Luke's housemate Heather to check he wasn't expected home for a good while. He wasn't so Heather, sworn to secrecy, let us in and we proceeded to clingfilm his room. Chairs, computers, the matteres, remotes for his tv/dvd player, everything got the shrink wrap treatment. We even individually wrapped his clothes and then wrapped the piles of clothes then wrapped the cupboard. It was a good day.

and this is why i'm glad i am still at uni

There comes a a time in any person's life when they realize that the way that they live cannot continue forever. The way they have been living becomes unintentionally juvenile and even instantly detestable. Luckily for me that time has not truly arrived, as as a student it is perfectly acceptable to go out on a Wednesday night, order a wide variity of cocktails, come home and make up new and exciting recipies for the delicious sandwiches. So, I emplor you, try before you die a Penut butter and hot sauce sandwich, it will uproot your taste expectations. If you are even braver, try a Penut Butter and Jack Daniels BBQ Sauce sandwich whilst listening to Aerosmith... You won't regret it until the morning....

All of these decisions seem so worlds apart that they could not work but think carefully, who was it that first thought 'Cranberries and Turkey, that could work,' or even Penut butter and chocolate? These adventures into the cosmos of taste have givern us such sucesses as Reeses Pieces and Haribo Sours. Think again, and try a Sipping Whisky flavoured Barbeque Sauce favoured sandwich. You won't be dissapionted.